Keep Calm and Carry On
I thought I thought of this myself but as you can see, someone else beat me to it
Yeah, I'm still alive. My perpetual state of umbrage at a world filled with typos, egregious misspellings and grammatical errors seems to have abated, possibly because I'm basically a pure carnivore* these days and as everybody knows, eating colossal quantities of meat turns you into a dreamy-eyed pacifist. (It's the vegetarians you have to watch out for. They're brutal.) My Blogger archive is studded with literally dozens of drafts, which is to say abandoned posts, because I started to write them and then realized that I just didn't have enough fury in me to even bother finishing them.
This is what prompted me to post, a BoingBoing bit called "Muphry's Law: The Inevitability of Typos in Discussions of Proofreading" (which they got from here):
1. if you write anything criticising editing or proofreading, there will be a fault in what you have written;
2. if an author thanks you in a book for your editing or proofreading, there will be mistakes in the book;
3. the stronger the sentiment in (a) and (b), the greater the fault; and
4. any book devoted to editing or style will be internally inconsistent.
It's not completely true: if I'm going to post complaining about someone else's typos you can bet that I'm going to proof my own text over and over again so as not to give anyone a stick to batter me with in turn. But it's near enough to the truth.
*Not really. But after two months on South Beach, virtually no carbohydrates but tons of meat, eggs, and low-fat cheese plus bucketfuls of salad greens and other low-glycemic-index vegetables, I'm down almost twenty-five pounds, and people have started to notice: "Your face is narrower!" And my blood pressure is down from 130/80+ to 120/78 (last time I checked). Also, is there a polite, discreet way to say that my, uh, how shall we say, gastrointestinal...activity...in the form of flatus is drastically reduced? This thing works.
Yeah, I'm still alive. My perpetual state of umbrage at a world filled with typos, egregious misspellings and grammatical errors seems to have abated, possibly because I'm basically a pure carnivore* these days and as everybody knows, eating colossal quantities of meat turns you into a dreamy-eyed pacifist. (It's the vegetarians you have to watch out for. They're brutal.) My Blogger archive is studded with literally dozens of drafts, which is to say abandoned posts, because I started to write them and then realized that I just didn't have enough fury in me to even bother finishing them.
This is what prompted me to post, a BoingBoing bit called "Muphry's Law: The Inevitability of Typos in Discussions of Proofreading" (which they got from here):
1. if you write anything criticising editing or proofreading, there will be a fault in what you have written;
2. if an author thanks you in a book for your editing or proofreading, there will be mistakes in the book;
3. the stronger the sentiment in (a) and (b), the greater the fault; and
4. any book devoted to editing or style will be internally inconsistent.
It's not completely true: if I'm going to post complaining about someone else's typos you can bet that I'm going to proof my own text over and over again so as not to give anyone a stick to batter me with in turn. But it's near enough to the truth.
*Not really. But after two months on South Beach, virtually no carbohydrates but tons of meat, eggs, and low-fat cheese plus bucketfuls of salad greens and other low-glycemic-index vegetables, I'm down almost twenty-five pounds, and people have started to notice: "Your face is narrower!" And my blood pressure is down from 130/80+ to 120/78 (last time I checked). Also, is there a polite, discreet way to say that my, uh, how shall we say, gastrointestinal...activity...in the form of flatus is drastically reduced? This thing works.